Possibly the Most Epic/Crazy/Awesome/Bad Spam Message Ever

Received this e-mail today.  As soon as I read it, I knew it had to be shared with everyone. Enjoy :)

By the way, my favorite part is how "Mr. Page" apparently refers to himself.

If any spam baiters want the e-mail address, @ reply me on twitter.

From: UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION

Subject: CONGRATULATION !!! CASH GRANT WINNER.

(INTERNATIONAL FUNDS TRANSFER / AUDIT UNIT)

UNITED NATIONS

(WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME)

DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS.

UNITED NATIONS OFFICIAL MAIL.

ATTN: CASH GRANT WINNER ($5,000.000.00 USD).

THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THE ORDER FROM THE UNITED NATIONS OF NEW YORK UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ,IN RESPECT WITH THE PROVISION ACT OF DECREE 114 OF THE 1999 CONSTITUTION, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA .I AM DIRECTED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR PAYMENT VERIFICATION AND CONFIRMATION HAS BEEN CONFIRMED VALID. THEREFORE, WE ARE HAPPY TO INFORM YOU THAT ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN CONCLUDED TO EFFECT YOUR PAYMENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND IN OUR BID TO TRANSPARENCY.

THIS LATEST WIN CONTINUES THE NATION'S AMAZING RUN OF LUCK WITH BIG DOLLAR MILLION WINNERS. THE WIN COMES A MONTH AFTER NIGEL PAGE AND JUSTINE LAYCOCK WON A RECORD-BREAKING US$56 MILLION IN THE SAME DRAW. MR. PAGE,A SELF CONFESSED "WHITE VAN MAN",CELEBRATED UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION BIGGEST LOTTERY WIN WITH A BACON ROLL.

THE ONLINE DRAWS WAS CONDUCTED BY A RANDOM SELECTION OF EMAIL ADDRESSES FROM AN EXCLUSIVE LIST OF 2,900,031 E-MAIL ADDRESSES OF INDIVIDUALS AND CORPORATE BODIES PICKED BY AN ADVANCED AUTOMATED RANDOM COMPUTER SEARCH FROM THE INTERNET. HOWEVER,NO TICKETS WERE SOLD BUT ALL EMAIL ADDRESSES WERE ASSIGNED TO DIFFERENT TICKET NUMBERS FOR REPRESENTATION AND PRIVACY.

THE SELECTION PROCESS WAS CARRIED OUT THROUGH RANDOM SELECTION IN OUR COMPUTERIZED EMAIL SELECTION MACHINE (TOPAZ) FROM A DATABASE OF OVER 25,000,000 EMAIL ADDRESSES DRAWN FROM ALL THE CONTINENTS OF THE WORLD,WHICH DREW LUCKY NUMBERS :18, 37, 8, 16 AND 43 WITH THE LUCKY STAR NUMBERS : 2 AND 6 WHICH CONSEQUENTLY WON US$5,000,000 DOLLARS IN THE "B" CATEGORY.

IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR ATM CARD NUMBER; HAVE BEEN APPROVED IN YOUR FAVOR. YOUR PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER CODE (ATM PIN CODE) WILL BE SENT TO YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS AND YOU CAN AS WELL CHANGE IT IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THE ATM CARD.THE ATM CARD VALUE IS US$5,000.000.00 DOLLARS ONLY. YOU ARE ADVISED THAT A MAXIMUM WITHDRAWAL VALUE OF $1,500.00 USD IS PERMITTED ON WITHDRAWAL PER DAY. YOUR ATM CARD IS AN"INTER SWITCH ATM CARD, AND THIS MEANS THAT YOU CAN MAKE WITHDRAWAL IN ANY ATM LOCATION AND ATM CENTER OF YOUR CHOICE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. BUT YOUR WITHDRAWAL LIMIT STILL REMAINS $1,500.00 USD, OR IT'S EQUIVALENT IN YOUR LOCAL CURRENCY.

TO ENABLE US RELEASE YOUR ATM CARD TO YOU, WE HAVE CONCLUDED DELIVERY ARRANGEMENT WITH GLOBAL SPEED COURIER SERVICES UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ,BECAUSE THEY ARE AFFILIATED TO ONE OF THE LARGEST INSURANCE COMPANIES HERE IN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ,"NICON INSURANCE CORPORATION. YOUR ATM CARD HAS BEEN INSURED BY THE GLOBAL SPEED COURIER SERVICES UNITED STATES, FROM THE NICON INSURANCE CORPORATION, INCASE OF LOSS OF THEFT. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THESE ARE STANDARD PROCEDURES IN ORDER TO ENSURE TRANSPARENCY.

PLEASE ENSURE THAT YOU RE-CONFIRM THE FOLLOWINGS FOR PROPER DOCUMENTATION OF WINNING GRANT DOCUMENTS:

1. YOUR FULL NAMES :

2. YOUR DELIVERY ADDRESS :

3. YOUR DIRECT PHONE/FAX NUMBERS :

4. YOUR AGE/SEX :

5. A COPY OF YOUR ID/INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT:

6. YOUR OCCUPATION :
7. 7) YOUR NATIONALITY

THE GLOBAL SPEED COURIER SERVICES WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH YOUR "TRACKING NUMBER" WHICH WILL ENABLE YOU KNOW THE EXACT DATE AND TIME OF DELIVERY TO THE ADDRESS YOU WILL BE PROVIDING TO US.

FOR SECURITY REASONS,YOU ARE ADVICED TO KEEP YOUR WINING DETAILS CONFIDENTIAL UNTIL YOUR CLAIMS IS PROCESSED THROUGH THE RECONFIRMATION OF YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION AS STATED ABOVE AND YOUR WINNING PRICE IN FORM OF AN ATM CARD THROUGH THE COURIER COMPANY THAT HAS BEEN ASSIGNED TO HAVE IT DELIVERED TO YOUR ADDRESS YOU WILL BE PROVIDING.

THIS IS PART OF THE PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO AVOID DOUBLE CLAIMING

AND UNWARRANTED ABUSE OF THIS PROGRAM BY MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC.

ONCE AGAIN WE SAY A BIG CONGRATULATIONS, TO YOU AS THIS WORLD WILL BE

A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN THE NEXT 20 TO 25 YEARS, WITH POVERTY

ERADICATED BY THEN..

WE EXPECT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE TO THIS EMAIL TO ENABLE US MONITOR

THIS PAYMENT EFFECTIVELY.

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOURS IN SERVICE

MR. BAN KI-MOON,

SECRETARY.

UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION,

NEW YORK.

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